About Fat Goff

Fat Goff started as an insult. Back in 2011, when two Scottish metalcore kids met, “Ya F***ing Fat Goff” was the go-to shout from clueless neds who didn’t know the difference between Goths, Emos, and Metalheads. Instead of being offended, we owned it—and turned it into something bigger.

Fast forward to 2025: after years of moshing, marriage, and daydreaming, we created Fat Goff Apparel. A brand that celebrates every corner of Metal and Punk culture—not to fit in, but to scream out:

“I DON’T GIVE A F*** WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.”

Our designs are for anyone who grew up in the pit, blasted scene anthems, or just wants to wear something unapologetically bold. From sweaty underground shows to sold-out arenas, we carry that same energy into every piece.

Be unapologetically yourself, however that may look.

And don’t take yourself too seriously—you’ll live longer.